Doinkinbonk!!!
jump in my sweater dont follow the weather
its a wrinkle in my pleather
as like as a feather
uncrumpled, crumpled, crumpled, crumpled
If you're a sucker then quick go ask your mother
tell me what you had for supper
dont act like its a bummer
just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
run tumbles in the summer the robots for the winter
take a spring loaded cracker
and chug it from a thimble on my finger
finger, finger, finger, finger
The Chi for your nipple, the sun for lovely people
If the puppy keep a' poppin,
the funk will keep on droppin'
Cause you need it, need it, need it, need it
Ooooo, You got it (X2)
Everybody DoinkinBonk! x4
Daydream Farmer
I like it when the sun shines as I’m stepping out to start my waking day
I hear the bacon sizzling smells that throw me back into my memory
I tend to daydream constantly cause reality is far to dull for me
It seems that all the caring giving loving and livin could work against the grain
I can’t stop the sky from falling down
It’s the energy inside of me floating about
Live to love and let go while were still around
Keep our earth in your soul and your sole to the ground
I'd like to think that all my life I’ve been in sync with my ability’s
It goes to show no matter how you look at life you learn from it’s heartache
It seems compassion could be the best reaction if we only spoke one language and screamed out love and peace
This place is screaming while we all just keep ignoring all the signs that we’ve been given to change are ugly ways
I can’t stop the sky from falling down
It’s the energy inside of me floating about
Live to love and let go while were still around
Keep our earth in your soul and your sole to the ground
I shut my eyes to try and stop the chaos building deep within my brain
I crave creation to find my satisfaction all the while were reacting to my inability
One mind can hinder all the love we have left over filled with negative injustice burning hate into our names
My own solution is to block out the pollution trust my instinct as a human just sit back relax and dream
I can’t stop the sky from falling down
It’s the energy inside of me floating about
Live to love and let go while were still around
Keep our earth in your soul and your sole to the ground
When It Rains It Poors
You wake to greet the brand new day
Look up realize you’re late
Rush out to make your plane
Can’t find your keys again
The rent’s been due for weeks
You need this gig to eat
Your car starts to leak
The engine’s really weak
It won’t start up in time
You try to find a ride
The bills weren’t paid on time
Your cell phone lost the line
The problems wont go away
They keep piling on your plate
You just want to escape
You need to re-awake
Awake now listen to the words I’m
Saying in this line that your life will be just fine and
Troubles do not stay they
Get replaced with good times
Now you got a great life
Smile as you walk by
Thinking about the Day
Its late your legs wont rest today
Your body seems to ache
Your mind will win the race
Burning by your sleep again
The light blooms from the sun
The long dark night un-done
Another day of fun
Waiting for some luck to come
You keep hoping for a day
For things to go your way
When all decisions have been made
And karma’s finally found its way
The drinks they pass the time
They help you to unwind
The guilt is killing me inside
Your eyes they need to reawake
Awake now listen to the words I’m
Saying in this line that your life will be just fine and
Troubles do not stay they
Get replaced with good times
Now you got a great life
Smile as you walk by
Thinking about the Day
Its grey the rain pours down my face
The tears become erased
A cleansing of my fate
Splashing down into my grin
My eyes become alive
A feeling left behind
A hidden world untied
Creating all you see today
The clouds they went away
Forever did I wait
But karma found my plate
Now Im smiling in the sun
We’ll meet again someday
You smile and than ill say
When it rains it pours all day
Until love can find its way
now listen to the words I’m
Saying in this line that your life will be just fine and
Troubles do not stay they
Get replaced with good times
Now you got a great life
Smile as you walk by
Thinking about the Day
Beethoven and Greene
Wet slate scraping up against your sneaker bottom
Kick a pebble watch it tumble down the road forgotten
Having only what you have and having really nothing
Makes an easier escape for those who do not listen
Catch a train rolling fast without a destination
The early morning sun is calling this must be your station
Stepping off the dock the colors they all repositioned
The grass was pink the trees were blue the sky to bright for vision
Your life was sold the road was cold you did not know if you could go around avoiding all your past doubts
And even though you kept emotion overflowing without knowing where you’re going just wake up and hope
When all your cares and dreams are sucked up like a bad disease you wait and see your future needs a little sunshine
A better place to end your days when there’s no way to see the haze that makes you wanna pick up and go
A cool breeze makes you think about the situation
Walking forwards moving backwards in a celebration
Staring blankly at a gate that just won’t seem to open
Beyond its doors there lie the beaches of a golden ocean
Puff a cloud of dust starts spelling out the combination
Pick up a rock give it a knock and say the incantation
Twiddle hitch jiggle joggle jump squirm stir toss trifle dabble doodle you must relax and dream
Piddle fuddle babble gabble wiggle ramble fumble laze piddle fiddle enter Beethoven and Greene
Your life was sold the road was cold you did not know if you could go around avoiding all your past doubts
And even though you kept emotion overflowing without knowing where you’re going just wake up and hope
When all your cares and dreams are sucked up like a bad disease you wait and see your future needs a little sunshine
A better place to end your days when there’s no way to see the haze that makes you wanna pick up and go
The giant gait starts melting and evaporating
The purple smoke begins to choke your mental state of being
You start to tingle as your body moves without permission
You feel your mind at ease alive and free from there submission
And than you gain control and walk up passed the marble wall
The frowning fountain in the mountain isn’t far at all
Dodging danger like a bouncing ball
Up through the rocks you see the spot in which the water falls
Somewhere on the mountain
It’s said that there’s a potion
That makes you truly happy
And infinite in wisdom
It make you shine as bright as the sun do shine
Keep you life doing right and your mind being kind
If your heart is true and your heart is pure than this wont undue
The potion will endure in you (X3)
A bead of sweat splashes down to break your concentration
The water first will kill your thirst than fill your soul vibration
You reach the fountain and you notice there’s a bottle floating
Just pop the top and drink it up to start the potion flowing
Inside the water falling something shiny starts moving
Like once before you see a door appear and start to open
Inside the door you see a life that kept you scared and running
Step on in let out a grin the potion started working
Your life was sold the road was cold you did not know if you could go around avoiding all your past doubts
And even though you kept emotion overflowing without knowing where you’re going just wake up and hope
When all your cares and dreams are sucked up like a bad disease you wait and see your future needs a little sunshine
A better place to end your days when there’s no way to see the haze that makes you wanna pick up and go
Somewhere on the mountain
It’s said that there’s a potion
That makes you truly happy
And infinite in wisdom
It make you shine as bright as the sun do shine
Keep you life doing right and your mind being kind
If your heart is true and your heart is pure than this wont undue
The potion will endure in you (X2)
Honeyburste
Can you hear the sound around of the town where there’s people screaming out and there’s no one listening
To get on through you need to prove there’s something new in what you do so they can choose if they want that happening
Catch them creeping down the hall so they can peep into your stall to know that there above the law so start petitioning
Wake up early kinda rushed making sure my teeth are brushed cause I cannot miss the bus and all the protesting
So take a trip on down with me my friend
On the mountain high natural smoke up to the sky
To the sea we fly speeding down the mountainside
On the wind we float landing on a flying boat
Plunging deep below watch the bubbles come and go
Keep to open eyes free yourself expand your mind
They can’t restrict your time in this perfect world of mine
When November comes at last and the votes have yet been cast we'll just drop the price of gas a terror threatening
Keep the masses on our side boost our people’s sense of pride a candy-coated sheet of lies to hide the murdering
Blast our taxes to the sky as there status stacks grown high mute the poor let out a sigh too keep them wondering
Can we blind the public eye make them think were doing right keep our puppets smiling bright while we run everything
So take a trip on down with me my friend
On the mountain high natural smoke up to the sky
To the sea we fly speeding down the mountainside
On the wind we float landing on a flying boat
Plunging deep below watch the bubbles come and go
Keep to open eyes free yourself expand your mind
They can’t restrict your time in this perfect world of mine
They think there doing something wise sending pawns to their demise to tell us how to live our lives a country crumbling
Like thick molasses rolling by the fumes of oil chain the night when there’s no moon to spark the sky a thread unraveling
Closing doors to clutter time branding waste to form a line keeping reason miles behind a mighty trampling
Does it hurt to tell the truth its gonna sting you when you lose this fire’s burning ‘cause of you sweet karma’s crackling
So take a trip on down with me my friend
On the mountain high natural smoke up to the sky
To the sea we fly speeding down the mountainside
On the wind we float landing on a flying boat
Plunging deep below watch the bubbles come and go
Keep to open eyes free yourself expand your mind
They can’t restrict your time in this perfect world of mine (X2)
Invisible Ink (Hein Hod's Hoddle)
Life is just one big game that you play and play and play
And people make mistakes things you cant erase
You’ve got to move on with your life and take is slow day by day
Cause than you won’t be so amazed to figure out your own game
Don’t you wish you were a pencil so you could erase the shit you’ve done
Go back and make the changes and control how your life’s run
Cause people make mistakes and people do things that they shouldn’t have done
Go back and make the changes and replace them with some fun
People aren’t all the same some are lame so strange and some are plain
But there around you all the time so take a minute out of your day to drop someone a line
They may be the next best thing in your life like maybe your husband or maybe your wife
So don’t be a fool and make the mistake of walking by them like you’ve got nothing to say
Don’t you wish you were a pencil so you could erase the shit you’ve done
Go back and make the changes and control how your life’s run
Cause people make mistakes and people do things that they shouldn’t have done
Go back and make the changes and replace them with some fun
Subconscious prelude
I’m turning and churning the thoughts in my head
I’m twisting and wrapping the sheets in my bed
Still no sleep is coming I cant seem to rest
There’s something inside something I can’t contest
It whirls through the wind like a small blade of grass
Than lands in a creek with an invisible splash
Than floats down the stream like a paper made raft
On board is my nest my thought have not hatched
I don’t wanna say where I'm going now
Choose to ignore all who tell me how
My eyes keep closing why can’t I just rest my mind
And replace all the rambles lost in time
There’s no use in trying to force out my sleep
I’m done with the pushups and counting of sheep
These thoughts are all good ones I wish I could keep
To store in my head until next time we meet
In time my future will reflect on my past
My life is a series in a house made of glass
The thoughts keep on churning how long will this last
My sleep is an outlaw my body can’t catch
I don’t wanna say where I'm going now
Choose to ignore all who tell me how
My eyes keep closing why can’t I just rest my mind
And replace all the rambles lost in time
When wishing my body would set itself free
So all my subconscious could expand upon me
And show me the things that the eye does not see
A bold silver lion beneath a weeping old tree
A gold plated sunrise in the middle of the day
A hawk on the hunt with me as its prey
I’m running I'm tripping I cant get away
This cant be real I cant be awake
I don’t wanna say where I'm going now
Choose to ignore all who tell me how
My eyes keep closing why can’t I just rest my mind
And replace all the rambles lost in time
Carter Candlestick
Carter candlestick was born in 1956
In ’65 his mother died and left him on the street
All alone now no food or home now
He had to beg to eat and find a box where he could sleep
And late at night he shut it tight and let his mind go free
No looking back now this is your life now
He met a kid named Dean who taught him almost everything
Like how to steal and get free meals and how to write and read
No school for me now school would be good now
Carter soon could speak the twisted language of the streets
Make a plan rob a stand start off as a thief
12 years old now still doing fine now
This is the life of carter candlestick
One hell of a thief one hell of a myth
He walked the streets with an amazing gift
To pick the pockets of the greedy rich (X2)
In 1973 Carter was the slickest thief
He’d take your money take your pride and all your precious keys
Watch the house now save all the cash now
He’d wait for them to leave than open it up with the keys
Eat some food watch the tube than start to search for things
Jewelries here now here’s a big safe now
He took the goods with speed went out the back and left the keys
Walked down the block right passed a cop and smoked a stog with ease
Walking free now keeping your cool now
By age 23 carter new that he was free
12 grand a week and place to sleep the life he dreamed to lead
No more pain now I run the show now
This is the life of carter candlestick
One hell of a thief one hell of a myth
He walked the streets with an amazing gift
To pick the pockets of the greedy rich (x2)
Jamflowman
Have you heard of the Jamflowman’s jam
Sickest and the quickest hands in the land
Got that shit down real nice he'll play his jam and he won’t think twice
Now the Jamflowman don’t give a damn playing shows across the land
Rockin out with his band playing a fat ol’ reggae jam
Jamflowman wont you make that sound
Make my body move all around
Twist it up and blaze it down
Pass it back and forth spin me round and round (X2)
The Jamflowman he started young
Writing songs with a catchy strum
First with blues than with jazz the Jamflowman blew up real fast
Now the Jamflowman at the age of ten was better at the guitar than most men
He was real good now and he was real good than
Playing in the clubs making a fortune
Jamflowman wont you make that sound
Make my body move all around
Twist it up and blaze it down
Pass it back and forth spin me round and round (X2)
The Jamflowman liked a real stiff drink
A big ol’ bag and a spliff to think
Went to the bar everyday at Two was drunk by five and had a jam to do
Now the Jamflowman didn’t give a damn piss drunk on stage he was still the man
Hittin every note and killing every jam
Making everybody see him clap their hands
Jamflowman wont you make that sound
Make my body move all around
Twist it up and blaze it down
Pass it back and forth spin me round and round (X2)
Frankenfoote
I did a shuffle down the stairs
Than I skipped to the zoo
I had to visit with a friend they called frankenfoote
He hated all the workers and all the people too
He trusted only I and only I could bring him food
He hopped just like a rabbit more like a kangaroo
And he ate just like a lion does and all the tigers do
And at night before he goes to sleep he likes a shot or two
Of sour milk from some birds bill to fill his belly full
Frankenfootes all alone … … …
Taken from friends and his home … … ….
Frankenfoote needs to be free … … …. …
He’s the last one of his kind what cant you see … …
I walked into his big cage and much to my surprise
I saw franky drawing pictures about his former life
He had three little babies a house and a wife
Stripped from him for a fat mans grin and public delight
He ate up all the meat I brought in one big bite
Than I combed his luscious main and loched his roots up tight
I listen to him sing about his first big flight
Until our time was up when the sun comes up and night turns light
Frankenfootes all alone … … …
Taken from friends and his home … … ….
Frankenfoote needs to be free … … …. …
He’s the last one of his kind what cant you see … …
He sharpened up his big claws to start off every day
Than he went for a short jog to keep himself in shape
And when no one was looking he clawed at the gate
Cause soon enough that lock would bust and he could leave this place
I got to the zoo about a quarter passed eight all the guards were in a frenzy
Something got away I looked a little further to franky's cage that’s when I knew what was up the lock had bust my friend had escaped
Frankenfootes going home….
Leaving that zoo all alone….
Frankenfoote is finally free….
The only thing I hope is he remembers me…..
Gatsby The Great
Bought a little Gatsbyluv upon a farm last week
All he did was stare at me and hiss and go "beep beep"
Put a little luvaduck alone in the bathtub
He hopped out and ran at me and pooed right on my rug
Chorus
Gatsby the great
Gatsby the brave
Gatsby the great Luvaduck (X2)
We fed him fine corn and groomed his lucious crest
We plucked his feathers and well, he took care of the rest
Floatin' by for all the young mallards to see
A fine fat Gatsby as sweet as can be (rare but on occasion Ryan yells "that's me!")
Chorus
Gatsby the great
Gatsby the brave
Gatsby the great Luvaduck (X2)
One years old with forty kids
The Luvaduck sure knows how to live
He got the girls, he took the pond, he built his throne like a duck James Bond
Being a king is hard you see, so Gatsby had no time for me
I said goodbye to my Luvaduck
Gatsbyluv is all grown up...
Chorus
Gatsby the great
Gatsby the brave
Gatsby the great Luvaduck (X2)
